


What I do have is a collection of some of the most prominent, memorable and strange nipples in video games. I don’t have any answers (though I like to think Mario uses NipGuards). Did a committee have to discuss the size of Mario’s areolae? Does Mario have to deal with chafing? Does this mean Waluigi has nipples too? When do I get to see them? And the standard configuration of a human includes two nipples.īut this revelation raises more questions. Despite some debate, we’ve been told in no uncertain terms that Mario is a human. Yesterday the world was shaken by the startling revelation that everyone’s favourite former plumber has nipples.
